If You Don't Change Your Pitiful, Sinful Lives Now, You'll Never Get To Heaven!

Both Of You Must Repent For Your Sins Of The Flesh!!!

You're Going To Hell!!!

I Can't Believe It's Almost 2010

Oh For Fuck's Sake

I Hear Hugs Are Life's Rainbows

I Have To Take My Damn Computer In To Get It Fixed

Trigger Warning. Trigger Warning. Trigger Warning. Trigger Warning.

I Totes Remember Both The First Pair Of Shoes I Bought

I Always Totes Appreciate The Helpful Input From Straight People On The Subject Of "Being Gay"

Lookee What I Got You!

Why The Grumpy Face?

Whatcha Got There?

I'm So Glad We Finally Have A Real Public Option

Rape Is Bad

When D'Ya Think We Can Expect These Jackasses To Finally Rapture The Hell Outta Here?

We Interrupt...

...your regularly scheduled installment of "Conniving & Sinister" to bring you a very special episode of the Adventures of Spudsy:

Does Your Fruit Hang Low Does It Wobble To And Fro?

I Love It When White People Talk Shit To Me About "Mexicans"