You know what the best comic strip ever is? Frank and Ernest.
It just doesn't get better than two sassy old white doodz commenting sassily on the issues of the day. The best part is how frank and earnest their observations are—just like you'd expect, since, as we all know, old white doodz embody the very essences of the sort of frankness and earnestness that keeps America great.
I wish they were real, just I could chuck them on the chins and give 'em the old 'atta boy they deserve.
Because I can't, I'm just going to start my own comic strip, starring Deeky and me, called "Conniving and Sinister."